I should have been on this show

Damn it. Damn it Damn it. I am kicking myself in the ass for not creating this first. I mean, who doesn't like shows of college girls running around naked, having sex with random objects and funneling beers until they take their panties off? Jeeezzz. So theres this 20 episode show coming out Feb. 4 about "Dorm Life." Wow.

Adage.com says, "The 20-episode Dorm-Life was created, written and directed by a mix of seven current and former college students. The 20-episode mockumentary was created, written and directed by a mix of seven current and former college students, and follows 10 collegians thrown together to live on the same dormitory floor. Mr. Law calls "Dorm-Life" "a platform for organic, not-as-obvious placement" that targets young consumers "wherever they get their media."

I don't know what channel it is on, but I will keep you updated. And I will keep you updated on my guest apperence when I am running in from a Frat party wearing nothing but Hollywood Pimps and Ho's Black Crown hat and my thong, while taking Restless Leg Syndrome perscription meds, with a box of Trojan's.

picture credit - www.adage.com

Is your leg restless? OH NO!

Please take 3 minutes out of your day and watch this...

restless leg syndrome.

Increased gambling...whaaaaaa

Glo Ho's Are Everywhere

Despite the fact I like this clothing line, their models remind me of trashy whores. But it's okay, somebody's gotta do it. Beverly Hills Pimps and Ho's clothing line is normal, standard. Except I really like this hat. I think every lady should have a princess crown above their head at all times...execept these girls...they need more like, of a....hmm....Gardasil shot. This is the Black Crown Hat for $69 bucks.

picture credit - http://www.bhphstore.com

Me Likey

I am totally on a glowing kick this afternoon. I am obsessed. More obsessed than that Japanese guy rockin the glasses, scarf and bright ass shirt with tight jeans in my previous posts. Look at these dudes; they are ballin. Completely ballin. They don't even need gang chains, they got bright ass colored shirts. Throw the bling bling blang away bust out your bright wear.

Format Magazine says, "RockersNYC is the hot new streetwear line to hit the market. This may sound like a redundant term around these parts, but fresh color palettes and screamingly loud punk designs, give RockersNYC that undeniably staying power."


picture credit - www.formatmag.com

Kanye West Likes Glowy Shit

What on earth can be better than a glowing bicycle? I mean come on, when I run away from authority, I must make sure that everyone can see me. No but seriously, I think this is ill and I am totally going to invest in one so I can ride down the street at night naked and have everyone staring at my bare ass, while I wear my chicken cutlets and hope to God they fall off so I can have my fans take them and then ask me to sign them with my personalized Sharpie markers (whoaaa that was one long ass run-on sentence, my teachers will be upset with me about that one). Kanye's blog says, "This Spring PUMA® introduces the PUMA GLOW RIDER, the third edition of the PUMA bike. "


picture credit - www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

Usually high-end designers stick to print ads...but The New York Times states that Louis Vuitton will be advertising on television. This will start on Feb. 15 and consumers will be seeing the ads not only on TV, but in movie theaters around the world. Apparently the campaign is going to show "average" people instead of crack head celebrities like Lohan. So this means, I'm outta the picture. Damn. No more free Louie bags for me.

NY Times says, "“It is supposed to touch our clientele and viewers in ways that perhaps other media will not touch,” said Pietro Beccari, Louis Vuitton’s head of marketing. “This is a way to say Louis Vuitton is different. It is something éphémère, but also something that stays.”

Scarf Obsesstion number 3785893457

My scarf is better. Just stare....yup bitches yup (this is when the chicken cutlets were attached. If you do not know what I am referring to...read the traumatic story below).

ATTACK OF THE CHICKEN CUTLETS

No...these are horrible. This is the second time I have gone out and they have fallen off my tits. They look just like chicken cutlets and they feel like chicken cutlets.

So here's my issh with the chicken cutlets....Last night I went out with the girls to the bar and then a club. There I am, dancing away like a diva on the dance floor, people are everywhere and the place is jam packed. All of a sudden one of the cutlets falls to my belly button, then the other shortly follows. I throw my hands to my chest and check the room to see if anyone is looking; thankfully only like 35 people saw. So I have 2 choices. One, leave the dancing slash lose my girlfriends and two, ditch the cutlets. Option two sounded better. So there I am, trying to act all nonchalantly and I release the cutlets from my pretentious grip, and they drop to the floor, falling down my dress. Then I am stuck in a pickle again because I'm like shit, here are these 2 cutlets on the dance floor and they are bright. I mean, they stuck out. If you saw them on the floor you'd be like damn, who is roasting a chicken tonight? So I blame the dirtay deed on my BCBG shoes and kick them to the side, and then grab my girlfriends hand and drag her away from the crime scene. Just as I kick them away from me, far, far away, I catch this dude staring at me. I almost died(and lets get one thing straight, these things ARE NOT easy to kick away. They stuck to the floor everytime they rolled over. And to make it worse, they jiggled like friggen jell-o). I stare at him for a good minute and mouth, "Don't you even fucking dare tell." He then looks down and the cutlets are right by his feet. I made a quick dash to the other side of the room.

I am just dying to see the reaction of the janitor when he gets a load of those. Hopefully he doesn't try and feed his family with them, because he'll be eating a big roast of fake titties.

Victoriaaaa

"I want to be as famous as Persil Automatic," says Victoria Beckham. Besides the fact that she semi-looks like an alien and is into that Scientology crap, I think this chick has got great style (ignoring her tits and anorexia). Lets dissect her. First off, the hair. I know so many women that have cut their hair to match hers. My mom is a hairdresser and let me tell you, that she has never seen so many requests for Miss Beckhams hair-do. Now, she has been criticised about her outfits, but honestly, she has the balls to wear them. I mean, she has the body, the face and the money, so why not. I know I am going to be getting calls from my boyfriend bitching to me about this, but I'm over it, I'll just send him a shipment of Sharpies.

A book I have by Paul Arden, titled It's Not How Good You Are, It's How Good You Want To Be, has a page about Miss Beckham. The book is kinda like for you're not sure what the hell to do with your life, so I usually ready it on the toilet, because it's one of those quick reads with big fonts. Anyways, he calls her a "world brand." It is totally true. She has made herself into such a well-known celeb.

All in all, I am totally obsessed with her style and choices of outfits. American Apparel has this green tube top dress and she was wearing it recently, and yah I'm a sucker and bought it.

She has started so many trends that have made their way over from London to America. I think we need to thank her, and having the balls to wear some of this obnoxious couture shit. Basically this post is just a rant on how much I love her.

She has worked hard to be where she is today. January 2008 issue of Elle Mag, she quotes,

"I work seven days a week, and I so love what I'm doing. People think I go shopping all day and boss David about."

Amazing, Simply Amazing

I found this on Facebook somewhere in a random album and to my apologise I forget whose album it's from, so if it's yours let me know. But this dude has got crazy style. I actually copied this outfit last night, not even joking. I loveeeee love love it. The sneakers are classic. I frikken love this shit. Obsessed with you dude, whoever you are. He's ready for spring. He should have been in that fashion show below. I'd take this outfit over Lucy Liu's classy puff ball. I am not sure if this photo was intended for a joke, but I love it; he's just missing a fanny-pack.

I Found God in Spring 2008 fashion

Salvatore Ferragamo

Nina Ricci

Versace

Roberto Cavalli



Etro



Celine

The Lord from above has saved me. These are simply fantastic. I love the bright colors. Spring is bringing, and I feel as though all the designers are going BRIGHTER every year and that makes me so, so happy. So this morning I became religious and I feel like a new person. I am rejuvenated. Start clapping your hands and singing tunes ladies and gentlemen.

photo credits www.style.com

Valentino's 100 Person Dinner

I am not sure what to think of this pink attire. My emotions are mixed. I feel bipolarish. I am about to laugh, then I feel like I am going to start crying, and then bam - I start crying and bitching and moaning to my boyfriend. Okay wait - now since I have been staring at it for a good 20 minutes, I think I like it. Wait...is it warm or heavy? Shit, I hate it. Couldn't Lucy Liu have worn something that wouldn't mess with my bipolar.


Valentino held a 100-person farewell dinner at his Chateau de Wideville. The event was an ultra exclusive affair. He invited me, but I turned down the invite because my Sharpies finally came in the mail, and I could not pass up a night of drawing all over my drunken friends.

picture credit www.style.com

Personalized Sharpies

When I read that Sharpies are letting you customize your own sharpies, I almost passed out. I use Sharpies for everything - drawing, doodling, autographing and coloring on my drunken passed out friends. I think this is the greatest thing that has come out, other than Cloverfield, I mean come on, that movie was just so realistic and had the best plot line ever. I bet the writer even used Sharpies to write the script. Sharpie jumped on the Nike train bandwagon and is yet, another company that is letting the consumer do whatever the hell they want with their product. A 6-pack costs $12 and a 12 pack is $22.

You can design your markers with different fonts and even use symbols, like skull and cross bones. I love it. Yea, and you can make hearts and butterflies too.

Please do not use any obscenities or offensive phrases. Be bold, but don't offend!
No celebrity names, please! Unless of course it's YOUR name!
No professional sports team names - we know you love them, but we want to respect their trademarks too!
No names of major events or landmarks.
No product names, trademarked names, copyrighted names or business names! If you need more information on how to get your business' name on a Personalized Sharpie® Permanent Marker, visit www.sanfordb2b.com.
No school/college/university names! Use your imagination to find other ways to show your school spirit!

That didn't turn me away...haha I think it's hilarious, although they may turn down my Nicole Richie personalized pens.

photo credit www.design-your-life.org

puma and ferrari partner

Puma and Ferrari. Pretty cool. I just bought this hat in Philly at the Puma store for $20 bucks on sale. Although, it is not on sale on the website. I did not even know that Puma and Ferrari have been affiliated, but I think it's a totally rad move. You can see the Puma and Ferrari logo on selective coats and accessories. I heart.

Puma also features, like Nike, a 'create your own' Puma shoe called, Mongolian Barbecue. The company calls it "cook up your own shoe." The catch is they only offer a selected shoe to design, and that my friends is the RS-11 running shoe.


picture credit www.puma.com

Music: Rogue Wave

Rogue Wave caught my attention when I heard them on the Zune commercial. I fell in love and haven't stopped listening to them since. Maybe you know them from the movie Just Friends; they featured the song Eyes. They are also featured on the Spiderman 3 Soundtrack, with Sightlines. They are a chilled out acoustically sounding band with a great vibe. Their current album out is Asleep At Heaven's Gate, which was released on September 18, 2007. The song, Lake Michigan, which is on the Zune commercial is so good. I cannot even express it. The band is more of an indie/rock band than anything else. Their wicked good, catchy and on tour. It's good driving music or hangin with your crush.




picture credit www.roguewavemusic.com

i <3 leg warmers

this is me in London in November 2007. Leg warmers are just making their debut in the states now. Everyone is loving them. I love them. I got these for $2 at H&M. You can find amazing deals and then you can get couture ones. I mean who didn't love the 80's? I feel like it has to be a part of me, just like teased mullets.

lindsay colbus collection

Oh, the Chain Gang. My friend got me one of these sweet thangs for Christmas. I love it. It is so cute, simple and classy. Lindsay Colbus is an up and coming jewelry gal who has such cute accessories on her website. Her collections can be seen on celebs like Lauren Conrad from The Hills and it was just featured on The Today Show. Her stuff has been in Elle, Nylon, Teen Vogue and so much more. Check it ladies. $48


http://www.lindsaycolbus.com/home.htm



picture credit www.http://www.lindsaycolbus.com/home.htm

charles by charles david

Yum. we love charles david shoes. These bad boys are called Riley and are $230 bucks. All his shoes have leather bottoms, which are amazing for any woman's feet because it helps our poor, sweaty savaging feet take a breather. Check em'.

http://www.charlesdavid.com/?pageid=products&collections_id=2&catid=4&products_id=488&pageIndex=

picture credit www.charlesdavid.com

maki maki no good

Sushi, so delicious right? There are some that could die for it and some that will not even go near it, but even if you're not a sushi connoisseur, and you eat tuna fish, or any other species that lurks the deep salty seas, take a look at this...

On Jan 24, 2008, The New York Times posted this, "The international conservation group Oceana has issued a report that found levels of mercury in fresh tuna in stores and restaurants across the United States that were as high as those reported yesterday in a New York Times article on tuna sushi sold in Manhattan."

So what is the deal with mercury? Well if you're pregnant stop eating it. It can cause serious harm to your little fetus. Too much mercury can affect the neurological development of your fetus, states The New York Times.

The New York Times states, "Oceana tested samples of fresh tuna, swordfish and tilapia, as well as tuna and mackerel sushi bought in 26 cities and found that the average mercury concentration of tuna steaks in 23 grocery stores was 0.68 parts per million, even higher than the 0.57 parts per million that was the average for tuna sushi that The Times bought in stores. Swordfish levels were even higher; tilapia and mackerel were very low."

Eeekkkk, so I guess my plan is to limit my sushi intake to like ummmm twice a day. I'm learning to ween myself away, but I can't. ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOD! MOREE TUNA MAKIIII.

http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/01/24/national-study-finds-high-levels-of-mercury-in-tuna/?hp

picture credit www.istockphoto.com

good mornin homey

Okay, lets get one thing straight. Bulimia, so last year. Smoothies are the new bulimia. They are quick, easy, and delicious. Orgasmic actually. The whole smoothie obsession came 2 months ago when my boyfriend had mono. All he could eat was smoothies. He lost 20 pounds. Now, I am not here to advocate you to lose weight, but if you're looking to shed those winter hibernating pounds, maybe you should check into the smoothie plan bitches. I use 1 cup of fat free yogurt (sure, flavored is fine), 1 banana, raspberries, kiwis, strawberries, and pour a little soy milk all over, and a couple ice cubes. Now, you can experiment and do like Reese's cups when you have your period or whatever; depressed or some shit like that. But seriously, I am going to start throwing pretzels and wheat thin in my smoothies. Experiment, have fun, and lemme know what smoothies you came up with....

picture - fouphlex approved

ugly doll cont.

love it.

Fouphlex artwork!

My boyfriend made this for me today instead of doing something more productive. I don't know, initial reaction, I didn't like it, but then he explained I'm hott like a Ferrari and it grew on me quick! What do you think? The more I look at it the more I think it would be hott on a black tanktop...would you APPROVE?

logo edited from http://www.ferrari.com/

bright, bold and ridic

Bright light sunglasses. I am obsessed. Clearly. Get rid of your huge big black hangover glasses. Urban Outfitters has THE BEST ridiculous bright and obnoxious sunglasses for totally cheap-o. I ended up buying them. But seriously, they are in and you will be seeing them EVERYWHERE this spring/summer. I already busted mine out, so yeah, I am a little premature, but I like to make my statements first. Obvi.

These bad boys were around $16- $20 bucks. holla.

ps. check out the scarffff!

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/category.jsp?navAction=poppush&navCount=5&itemCount=&id=W_ACC_SUNGLASSES

pink ipod yeyy

Yep, you guessed it. Obviously they were going to come out with the pink ipod nano. They have every basic color, but I think Apple was waiting and giving it a little more time to come out with the new color. Now, for all the ladies out there, match accordingly, and if you were previously pissed that they did not have pink and you bought another color, especially since Christmas passed, its only $199 so you could just buy another and give your current one to, yah know, like charity? Now I can match my pink ipod to my pink thong to my pink bag to my pink bra to my pink pens to my pink bed sheets to my pink shirt, to my boyfriends pink shirt.....crazyyyyyyyy.

Oh, and if you buy ipods online, you can engrave the back of them for FREE. Whoa, such a deal.


picture credit www.apple.com

elle magazine's e. jean carroll

Last year I got asked, along with fifteen or so campus sex columnists, to write online for the fabulous E. Jean Carroll, who is Elle Magazine's official sex/advice columnist. She also wrote for SNL and many other things. Currently, 'Auntie E', or E. Jean Carroll and some of the columnists are constructing a handbook for college students on sex and relationships. Stay tuned for further details! This will be a hit!!! Go visit the website and learnnnnnnnnn!
There is also an option on Facebook called the Fukbook....check it outttt

This is my picture on the Campus Columnists Sex website. Find me. Read me. Gracias.

http://www.askejean.com/campuscolumnists/index.php

baby bump in style

Here is a rich girl who knows style - even when shes bloated and pregnant. I cannot stress enough that if you are pregnant and you feel like crap, get depressed, feel ugly, there is one solution, and no, it's not to take anti-depressants and sit and watch sappy movies - dress in style! Anyone at anytime who dresses in style and feels good is bound to not be depressed. Look at stick-thin Nicole Richie. She knows how to rock it while she's pregnant. Pregnancy is a time of joy and happiness and bringing another life into the world, so why be miz during it? Ugh, just put some cute clothes on and throw a scarf over your head or something. If you feel miz, you'll look miz, so spice up your life and enjoy the birthing of your prized possession...looking good will help.

picture credits www.topix.com

ugly doll plays

this is beep and bop. and me.
(yeah check out the scarf)

ugly dolls

i'm obsessed. I discovered these stuffed creatures in London on Carnaby St. No, they are not Cloverfields relatives, but close enough.

http://www.uglydolls.com/

picture credit www.blueluxe.com

18-0

After a decent game (I admit I fell asleep for a bit while my boyfriend watched it), the New England Patriots are now 18-0 and going to the SUPER BOWL!!! Guess it pays to sleep with an angel..

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(Quarterback, Tom Brady's girlfriend, former Victoria Secret model Gisele Bundchen)

johnny cupcakes

Okay ready...this dude Johnny Cupcakes started his biz out of the trunk of his 89' Toyota. Now he's rollin in cash with his urbanistic t-shirts. The catch here is his actual website and store. He only has like 2 stores so far, and one of them is in Boston on Newbury St. I popped in and fell in love with the design. This guy is one creative kid. He uses his name 'johnny cupcakes' and set the whole store to be themed like a bakery. When you go to look at his shirts, they are in cookie containers and pastry containers. If you take all the clothes out of the store and walk in, it would look like bakers were about to move in. Nice touch. His biz is themed toward food and cupcakes and his shirt size chart is in the form of nutrition facts. Not only does he make shirts, he does hand bags and accessories. Apparently Billabong stole one of his shirt ideas that he created in 2005 (shown above with teeth) and they just created it in their 2007/2008 collection. Hmmm . Johnny Cupcakes says, "Make cupcakes not war." Shirts price from $38-$44 buck range.

picture credits www.johnnycupcakes.com

cliff bar energy shots

Stop doing crack. Replace with this. Only 100 cals.

picture credit www.paragonsports.com

jasmine sola

Get your deals before Jan. 27. Jasmine Sola is buh-bye. I know it's sad because I totally relied on their clothing. Everything in the store, even their furniture and store accessories like hangers and racks got to go. New York & Co. bought them out and apparently the owner who hails from Italy had a bunch of sexual harassment cases with his employees. I read an article about it in last months Boston Magazine, and for some reason, the guy seems pretty nice. But who knows. All I know is that I went to the Jasmine Sola on Newbury St. in Boston and everything was 60-80% off. I bought a whole outfit for 80 bucks. Jeans (which were originally $180), shirt (originally $84), necklace (originally $20), wallet (originally $18), silk scarf (originally $56) and bracelet (originally $15) for $80 frikken dollars. Like come on. And for those that do not know what the hell Jasmine Sola is and live a sheltered life, I suggest you find a location and get your ass there.

http://www.jasminesola.com/

picture credit www.yelp.com

cloverfield

So far Cloverfield brought in $41 million from its release on Friday 18. I saw it today. Bangin.
Love it or hate it?

picture credit www.nymag.com

cardigans

So, besides the fact that American Apparel is making a ridiculous advertising campaign, they have the best clothing for basic wear. It isn't pricey either. According to the January 18, 2008 New York Times, "American Apparel is moving in a political direction. The cause is immigration reform, and the ads say in part that the status quo “amounts to an apartheid system” and should be overhauled to create a legal path for undocumented workers to gain citizenship in the United States."

Interesting...reminds me of the United Colors of Benetton ad campaign.

Anyways, I love cardigans. You can rock a cardigan with a wicked cool and urban shirt underneath it and then top it off with a simple piece of long jewelery. I even wear my silk scarf with it. Yummy. The clothes are also unisex, so feel free to borrow your boyfriends cardigan. You have to dish out around $40 bucks.

http://www.americanapparel.com/

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/18/business/media/18adco.html?_r=1&ref=media&oref=slogin

scarves

Accessories are needed. Going bare is no longer hot. (Especially for us girls without big boobs, can cover our lack thereof a skank valley for guys to stare at). I am completely obsessed with scarves. You can make any dull outfit look cute or classy by just adding a scarf to your outfit. And no, they're not just for women. To the left I have a picture of Kanye West rocking a totally hot scarf. And no, you don't need to wear one when it's cold out. I rock the scarf at any temp. So if you're running late to class and you have your grubby sweatshirt on or ugly jeans, then just wrap a cute scarf around your neck and everyones attention will just go straight to that. I basically sleep in mine. You can even make a sexy statement while you're with your mate and just wear the scarf. Love it.

Above:

Picture 1 - urban outfitters - shredded square scarf $24

Picture 2 - urban outfitters - nubby stripped scarf with lurex $18

Picture 3- kanye west dressed in his bestttt

Picture 4- kitson - missoni - painstroke silk scarf $195

http://www.shopkitson.com/

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/